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Rate Demotivational Poster


TAGS: poke r pirates babe booty
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:28 am
Liquor in the front, poker in the back....sounds like a party to me!



TAGS: drummer jokes music desperate band
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by caveman

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:04 am
What do you call a girl that want to get with the bassist? Not yours, anymore... if he's Gene Simmons or Dusty Hill.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:00 am
If you're a girl during the 80's, and want to date... Steve Perry: Good-girl. Steve Tyler: Bad-girl. Joe Perry: Slut.
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:58 am
To which I say: That's only a problem if the band don't rock!
CloudchaserS - December 11, 2011, 10:14 pm
I once saw a bumper sticker that said "You're just like the rest of the band. Always following the drummer!"
crankyhead - December 11, 2011, 9:00 pm
Q: What do you 5ay to a drummer who tells you he's got an idea for your band's next song? A: Your fired. =)

THE CORPORATE LADDER - Don’t worry you’ll get your promotion soon enough.

TAGS: corporate ladder
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by TWOEDGE

TheDarkLeviathan - November 17, 2011, 9:14 am
Don't talk about that stupid movie.
timothep - November 17, 2011, 4:45 am
Human Centipede

Sleeping Beauty -

TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?

WOW FACEPALM - I can't find words to say...


TAGS: cthulhu pirate
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Mi


TAGS: play dead grateful dead dog
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 8, 2014, 5:26 pm

Thanks! I should'a color-filled each letter of text separately for the Dead Rainbow effect.
GaryO - March 8, 2014, 10:19 am
Three gems in a row. It don’t get no better. I will now lick myself.
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 10:08 am
Trouble ahead, trouble behind, and you know this poster just blows my mind. 5L
rerun - March 8, 2014, 9:57 am

LOL, love this one

BATTLE PLAN - You flank from the left... I'll grab the cookies.

TAGS: baby cute planning kids strategy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by smcculley

LinkFox101113 - January 10, 2012, 10:37 pm
Get tactical, marines!
the1stCOMMI3 - November 24, 2011, 11:25 pm
chances are this will end up in a daycare center
smcculley - November 24, 2011, 9:33 pm
The little girl is actually my daughter. The boy is my cousin's.
Reality Lord - November 24, 2011, 6:05 pm

yo new guy..... niiiiiiiiiiiiiice first poster dude. keep'em coming


TAGS: guy fawkes starbucks corporate
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by semaj

kokonut19 - December 18, 2011, 12:50 am
All i see are a bunch of teenage tools.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:52 am
So you're saying corporate types don't drink frappaccinos?
Alex - August 3, 2009, 3:10 am
Hurts your message, helps your thirst. It depends which way you look at it.


TAGS: karate kid leg sweep
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by motinet

jam1977 - October 7, 2013, 1:38 pm
I met Martin Kove at SDCC 2013. he is a total riot lol.
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:52 pm
old school
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 8:33 pm
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 3:56 pm
Cobra Kai!

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME - That she was going to give me a Digital Prostrate Exam. I said “Good, it’s about time they computerized these things.” She has the loveliest laugh.

TAGS: doctor prostrate
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by HugoPhurst

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:30 pm
"...and the most blessedly slender fingers."
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:20 am
There... there's an ad for prostate cancer check ups above the picture... The coincidence. It burns.
wilderbee - November 3, 2012, 1:26 am
Nissta - February 18, 2012, 6:55 pm
Reminded me of when I was lying in A&E/ER after I'd crashed my bike and the NICE doctor girly said she had to test my prostrate!!! All that went through my head was NOOOOOOOOOOO I'm in enough pain as it is!!!!
RamblinBob - February 16, 2012, 10:26 pm
Since Jan 11th, I too now know what it feels like to be Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
Budog - February 16, 2012, 7:00 am
5L laughing my punhole off...

pirates -

TAGS: pirates grammar nazi
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks, JW! Glad I made you laugh!
JesusWept - May 3, 2015, 12:41 pm
LOL nice one. L L L L L
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:06 am
I agree Cern! I'm severely dyslexic. Most of mi airers ar due two this. LOL!! Thanks for the 5er!
mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 3:04 am
Thanks, IgV!
concern3 - May 3, 2015, 3:01 am
Grammar nazis suck. they feel superior because the speak weller English than me.but this is funny a 5er
lgvernon - May 3, 2015, 12:21 am

Love this!

TO ERR IS HUMAN - To arrgh is pirate !

TAGS: to err human arrgh pirate
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm
lol. nice take.

EXIT STRATEGY - Patience! Patience! Patience!

TAGS: exit strategy patience lock door
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by ezonya

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:40 pm
...quit bein a pansy and give it a good hard yank. Those screws won't hold against a hard pull or a solid boot.
pzykosiz - October 24, 2010, 6:27 pm
in case of fire, use the window instead
rerun - October 22, 2010, 8:29 pm

In case of fire.....
Neener - October 22, 2010, 7:05 pm
I was trying to think of a MJ Fox poster for this lock.

LISTEN CLOSELY - No more of that Jingle Bells! Y'all better sing Happy Birthday to me, now!


TAGS: pirate error cat kitten sirstuffington
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

ytrewq - May 6, 2014, 11:40 am
Kill zoophil!
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:43 pm

Our shelter has a feral spay program so I'm going to pick up a live trap and see if I can catch her for spaying. I feel so bad about the kittens. I wonder what could have killed them. Seems to me that if it was infectious, mama would be dead too.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:41 pm

The other one was an orange tabby. Both had long tails. The white one disappeared right away. Yesterday I found the orange one dead in our garage. Haven't seen mama kitty in a week or more. She just showed up in the back garden.
lgvernon - September 20, 2013, 6:39 pm

We've had a feral manx cat on our place, off and on, for a couple of years. She showed up about 3 weeks ago with two kittens she was clearly weaning. One of them was really, really beautiful~~white with orange points and a tabby tail.
5150monkeylove - September 20, 2013, 3:40 pm
Sir Stuffington and two siblings survived a raccoon attack on their family. The other two kittens are ok. The shelter I work for is footing the bill for his care while he is in a foster home. His main injuries were a broken jaw and a lost eye.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 5:40 pm

I will have to go see!~
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 4:19 pm
The kittens name is Sir Stuffington. He has his own facebook page even.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:36 pm

Don't be sweet-talkin' me, now. I gets all...twitchy.
5150monkeylove - September 19, 2013, 12:27 pm
I have been mostly on the Poster Evolution thread in the forums. I be near ye, yarr scurvy-ridden sea dog.
lgvernon - September 19, 2013, 12:21 pm

Was wonderin' where the Monkey be. On a sea trip, huh? 5Arrrs!~


TAGS: accurate misleading movie description
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

showmeone - January 30, 2011, 9:50 pm
he's too old to be a pedophile..
Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:50 am

this....is GREAT!!!
Archivis - January 25, 2011, 8:28 am
But.. It sounds so dirty when you say it that way... LOL
Life - January 25, 2011, 12:17 am
Of our days and our nights
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Charles In Charge


TAGS: accurate but misleading
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by jameswnash

demon001 - November 27, 2015, 1:46 pm
What women won't do for a pair of great looking shoes!
nicholsjoshua15 - September 7, 2013, 7:00 pm
Sound like the plot for up coming video game, Grand Theft Auto : Emerald City Stories.
Reality Lord - January 1, 2011, 10:30 am

real real sweet!

AVAST - Ye scurvy dogs

TAGS: hot pirate girl
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by thegreenranger

krazyivanthedivine - March 12, 2012, 5:07 pm
Up in da can-ah-dah calis!
thegreenranger - February 25, 2010, 1:31 pm
I'm not trying to start shit just kidding. That is acceptable right?
thegreenranger - February 25, 2010, 1:30 pm
I was just joking.
Overlord Douchebag - February 25, 2010, 1:29 pm
Green Ranger, if that IS your real name, which I highly doubt..Don't get into it with a Moderator. It will attract more. It's an unwinnable fight.
thegreenranger - February 25, 2010, 1:27 pm
well Ag you are a no trick pony. A trickless pony. in other words a pony with no tricks
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 10:30 pm
Epic!!!!!!! But, green, you're a one-trick pony, so 1L
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 2:58 pm
Well that does it...apparently she is trying to rip the alphabet right past her thong. The face tells the story.
Bovee - January 21, 2010, 2:58 pm
I agree with Canada you make that face all the time with that crap.
CANADA - January 21, 2010, 2:55 pm
Molson Canadian is terrible beer
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 2:12 pm
I think she just has gas from the skanky skunk beer...but I could be wrong.
Fatt Matt - January 21, 2010, 2:07 pm
I think he meant skanky beer
BoneCD - January 21, 2010, 2:05 pm
I never thought that Canadian beer ever aged long enough to get skunky.
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
I think she just drank skunky beer.
me4891 - January 21, 2010, 12:28 pm
Looks like she is taking her own picture in a bathroom stall?
DreMagnum - January 21, 2010, 11:43 am
Yeah I dont recommend booty puns, so I do thank you for not using one.
culos - January 21, 2010, 10:39 am
And don't get us wrong, you're welcome and getting the right pictures is 50% success. Looking forward to things to come...
culos - January 21, 2010, 10:38 am
Again, nothing wrong with them t i t t i e s, I'd like some moar, but the caption lacks in effort, originality, humor, wit, sense....need I go on?
thegreenranger - January 21, 2010, 10:37 am
well I looked at others and there were several with booty jokes so i didnt want to copy those people. i'll try harder in the future
DreMagnum - January 21, 2010, 10:33 am
Yeah, but your punchline is not even remotely witty. I mean, not even a booty pun or anything. Culos's posters have substance behind them, plus more of the tits are visible in his.
thegreenranger - January 21, 2010, 10:28 am
culos you have tons of motifakes with nothing more than a set of tits
culos - January 21, 2010, 9:55 am
2 Boobs=2 Lions, apart from the cleavage this poster sucks. Good tits do not automatically make a good Motifake

PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic

TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...

OH MY GOD! - $4 karate lessons?!

TAGS: karate hobo
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by AlphaRC211092

Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 5:43 pm
ROR! I can't stand the "funny bum" pictures. That give me an idea...
R.S.Jake - February 3, 2010, 5:42 pm
If I knew it was going to be over used, I would have shaved that day...
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 5:00 pm
O MY GOD! An over used pic!

LADY LIBERTY & LADY JUSTICE - Have a true reason to celebrate liberty, equality and justice in New York today.

TAGS: libert justice celebrate new york
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Budog

Krissie - June 28, 2011, 2:24 am
Favorited...as well as a vote for the t-shirt. Marriage SHOULD be for EVERYONE! 5l'S...PERFECT!

DéJà VU? -


UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates

TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm
politically incorrect 5L


TAGS: pirate nun
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Airman

falloutghoul - January 5, 2012, 12:51 pm
She's not dead yet?

365 FOOLS -


TAGS: time to celebrate
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - March 8, 2012, 5:15 pm
hehe... shoot to kill.... I guess, some women will take this as a low hit...

TIME FLIES - When you're having rum

A PIRATE'S LIFE - No longer is all about Swashbuckling and Treasure !!

COMPUTERS - Because going outdoors is soooooo overrated.

TAGS: computers outside outdoors overated trees
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
lol echo
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:48 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
Stressedesserts13 - May 19, 2011, 10:47 pm
Gee, talk about a Windows software....
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 10:49 pm
I like it. Good one pykosis. (my sideways N key isn't working)


PIRATE OR NINJA? - The Six Degrees of Separation Game works every time. But does this make Kevin Bacon a Pirate Ninja?

TAGS: october challenge pirates and ninjas equate
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Death - November 5, 2009, 2:28 am
You sir, are a genius.

THOMAS JEFFERSON - The first US President to tell Muslim Pirates to go suck a lemon, by ending millions in "tribute" being paid to them, and sending war ships to punish their treachery.

TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics muslim pirates president fail owned
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Daniel Rivers - January 18, 2011, 11:25 pm
@Derek-Yeah it was the Barbary Wars. "To the Shores of Tripoli" From the Marines Hymn is talking about this part in US History. Tripoli is in modern Lybia and US ships were being forced to pay "protection" money like the Mob does. Thommy don't play dat
Derek - August 27, 2009, 8:14 pm
Muslim pirates eh?

US NAVY SEALS - Settling forever the Ninja vs. Pirate debate.

TAGS: navy seals pirate fashion
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

KDP3 - April 17, 2009, 12:18 am
ELI - April 16, 2009, 7:17 pm
damn right thats all you got, hahaha
Hakiu - April 16, 2009, 7:04 pm
Ninjas were the snipers of yesteryear.


TAGS: lemat revolver badass shotgun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.

PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS - The Question Is Finally Answered.

TRADITION - "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -- Jon Stewart


WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.



TAGS: matrix neo kungfu karate communication
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Sean - October 10, 2011, 11:34 pm
This poster makes me oddly sad, as it clarifies something that, up until now, I had only vaguely suspected: falcons cannot deliver a falcon punch. I feel that I must now weep openly for them. *weeps openly*
5150monkeylove - October 10, 2011, 10:33 pm
No, this is madness.
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:02 pm
EnDoRfO - December 10, 2010, 1:13 pm
hahahaha :D g00d :P


TAGS: somali pirates kraken
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

lordblackdragon - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
I'll bet money that there are still laws on the books that would let us simply hang any pirate that we catch.
guyfox - March 5, 2011, 6:00 pm
that's how it should be
Iconoclast - March 5, 2011, 3:09 pm
Release the Naval forces, no more capture and release. Capture, try em on board, hang em.


WANNABE PIRATES - Because some of us are too obtuse to dream of being Ninjas

TAGS: pirate ninja
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by aLamo

Sean - February 14, 2009, 8:42 pm
Does "obtuse" mean "rotund"?


TAGS: box think outside confined climb out liberate
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by steph1

Verdeckt - June 3, 2011, 6:58 pm
So true... 5L, more if I could

IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.

TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ElleWhyInIn

EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am
5L for truth

PICK YOUR BATTLES - There are people in this world who have the power. to turn your world upside down, and they have no qualms about beating the resolve out of you.

PRE-LIT PRE-DECORATED CHRISTMAS TREES - Because lazy-ass people need to have Christmas too....

NINJA-PIRATE - You divided by zero, didn't you?

EXCUSES - You're only lying to yourself.

FRATERNITY INITIATIONS - "Thank you sir. May I have another!"


DAVY JONES - Such a shame. Now who will rule the seven seas?

TAGS: davy jones locker pirates
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

tugtramp - June 21, 2012, 10:44 am
I couldn't accept it when Mom told me Davy Jones had died. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a Believer.
maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Wow It Makes You Wonder, Dod't Ash For Hum The Bell Tolls , It Tolls For They !
holymoly - March 1, 2012, 10:05 am
Sarah Mclachlan says donate now.. Save the monkeys .. RIP Davey

ALCOHOL - Celebrate Diversity


TAGS: hunting strategy
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by holymoly

dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 4:07 pm
lol nice
holymoly - May 10, 2012, 9:43 am
thanks Mr.O I was thinking of you when I chose that description. I thought you'd like that
GaryO - May 10, 2012, 8:33 am
Heh heh...nice one Moly. 'keep a fire' r-i-g-h-t


TAGS: tattoo assignment what happens on xrated fantasy island
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - June 9, 2010, 8:26 pm
Love it!

FEMALE NINJAS - One more reason pirates will never win the Great War of Epicness.

GOING GREEN - Take it directly from nature. Cut out the food processing industry.

TAGS: processing food is over rated
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by motifayk

bricemara - November 19, 2011, 9:52 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2011, 9:16 am
Too late....That dress looks good on you Ice.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 4:19 am
Watch it, don't let Mooooooooooooooooooo's wife see this

DATE NIGHT - Arrrrrr! And to think I shaved me leg for this!

TAGS: october challenge ruba dub dub one pirate in a tub
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

RandomApe - October 7, 2009, 4:46 pm
LOLOLOL!!! I love plays on words

JACOB'S LADDER... - Climb up or under it cause there is no in between in corporate America.

SAMUS ARAN - The original "replay value"

TECHNOLOGY - Without it, POTC would suck

TAGS: potc pirates of the caribbean technologie
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Thewmas

OMFGLOLZ - August 16, 2009, 12:46 am
lola - June 6, 2009, 3:54 pm
the guy in the lower right front is an elf. Pointy ears and sharp teeth. That's BEFORE the CG.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:24 pm
I would actually watch the whole movie like that. It's like a seafaring logan's run!
Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 1:17 pm
No it wouldn't, those guys on the top actually frighten me more.

BATCOCK - ...I'm Speechless....

TAGS: batcock surprise wow bp billiepirate
Rating: 2.5/5

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CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:56 pm
we got the ron jeramy of bats here
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:51 pm
Jealous LOL......Oy Vey, That bat has a huge Tallywacker.
CANADA - September 10, 2009, 8:49 pm
jewish lol


TAGS: ninja pirate zombie random
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by ben

otakugiant - July 13, 2010, 11:32 am
silly ranger... no amount of ranks in survival will let you track a ninja.
gumm - November 23, 2008, 5:58 pm
Took me a sec....I like it!

THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it

GLOBAL TEMPERATURE V.S NUMBER OF PIRATES - Obviously we need more pirates in the world.



TAGS: business corporate buzzwords
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by BlackCrowValley

agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 6:19 pm
Damn good chuckle there. Well played.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:45 pm


TAGS: molly roger pirate booty cubby
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - July 24, 2010, 1:07 am
guyfox - July 24, 2010, 12:53 am
how do you come up with such great motifakes

VALUE OF A DOCTORATE DEGREE - All book smarts, no common sense


CHINA - Making the best toys since...well...ever. Who needs a f#ckin' recall?

GRAMMAR FAIL - It appears that your climb to the top of the corporate ladder is going great!!

ARRRRRRRR - That Damn Blackbeard Tharz me nutz

PIRATES - Every household should have one.

TAGS: cats pirates sweet
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Sten

Signe - February 10, 2009, 7:22 pm
That puss is HARDCORE

DOUBT - The Fear That Your Crew is Not Seaworthy.

TAGS: pirates doubt silly renaissance festival garf
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by IK the Troll

Doc - January 23, 2009, 7:45 am
Aaaaarrrrr! So it be!
mb - June 27, 2008, 3:35 pm

TIGHTS - You can see his penis through them

TAGS: tights pirate jewish
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by randomviewer

xxx - March 11, 2009, 9:41 am
wow, i haven't noticed!
LogicDude - October 9, 2008, 2:30 pm
Hello? Is this the Department of Redundancy Department? Yes, I have a tunnel to build...
shog - September 17, 2008, 2:54 am
captain obvious ...


TAGS: low dropout rate
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - October 29, 2010, 12:59 am

simply amsome.
motinet - October 28, 2010, 9:46 pm

Neener - October 28, 2010, 6:42 pm
I use editors so I don't submit loads of fecal matter.
panic8 - October 28, 2010, 4:07 pm
What about the theory of the collective consciousness?


TAGS: image perception ego ergo inaccurate
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:06 pm
Derek - June 28, 2012, 10:05 pm
Alan Turing?


TAGS: frightening too big for us enjoy life as it is anarchy and change are not the answer thik about it before you comment or rate
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:19 pm
What's sad is genuine homeless people are ignored because of frauds. In my town, every weekend, like clockwork, it's the same 23 year old guy, his wife, and 2 year old on the corner asking for gas money. NO JOKE.
AdmiralAckbar - September 27, 2010, 9:37 pm
well done
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 8:25 pm
It Took A Lot, Seriously It Did. Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 8:22 pm

solid 5 hammy. impressive.


AMPUTEE PIRATE BABE - Three words that made MotiFake History! Now...let's go for a sail...shall we?

REALITY - Is Overrated

PIRATES FTW - Because ninjas don't have wenches

TAGS: pirates
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by agnar

Me_ - April 15, 2010, 2:43 pm
Oh look this one again 1 L
Bovee - February 4, 2010, 5:30 pm
The captain bottle and not doing the pose, oh well even though the ladies are not 10's its still a great poster.
phydeaux - February 4, 2010, 4:50 pm
Fact, truth, I tell you three times!

FOOD POISONING - Shredded bliss.


TAGS: chimps karate
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by ronsart

lesterinside - January 28, 2010, 11:03 pm
kungfu monkey style!!!


TAGS: karate mma
Rating: 3.08/5

PIRATE JESUS - Why kill it with a poor attempt at humor?

TAGS: pirate jesus christian xtian christ
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Coberloco

Mr. Shiny - June 6, 2009, 7:29 pm
Are ye ready kids? Aye aye captain,I can't here you...okay I'm gonna stop.

BUTT PIRATE - Reason 435 why you don't drop your soap in the shower in boot camp.

WHAM!! - Now say i'm your bitch

A LOVING WIFE - Will always hold your hand


TAGS: pirate
Rating: 2.21/5
Me - January 25, 2009, 4:45 am
I may be missing the point, but that seems like more of a queen to me.
Pseudonym - September 3, 2008, 1:41 am
The bet kind of king there is!
S8N - June 7, 2008, 2:45 pm
it looks fabulous too

DESPERATION - “We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.” - Francois Rabelais


TAGS: living people are so overated i dont have to pay pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Iconoclast - October 27, 2010, 10:50 pm
And when she's found, it will be your DNA that is recovered.
440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:56 am
Common decency prevents me from suggesting 2 slid her into the sunlight to warm her up, or repositioning the arms b4 rigormortis sets in.
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 10:21 pm
Dead hookers let you kiss them on the lips.
rerun - October 26, 2010, 9:12 pm

or even being glad you paid her "service" with a stolen credit card


TAGS: tactics strategy victory military war
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - January 20, 2013, 9:15 pm
Thank you for the great rating. Hope the retro approach will help this poster.
GaryO - January 20, 2013, 11:05 am
Damn, I loved Dad’s old magazines. 5L for this and the play on words, GB.

There once was a pirate named Gates -



TAGS: military strategy
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 4:08 pm
Hell yeah!